"EL_ULY" (uly)
12/31/2017 at 22:45 • Filed to: uly mamadas
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"EL_ULY" (uly)
12/31/2017 at 22:45 • Filed to: uly mamadas | 5
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Hold on to your little nalgas.
1. Production of gasoline only/economic hybrids will end. All vehicles will only be full electric or performance hybrids (excluding actual off-road capable 4x4s)
2. DRLs will be banned. Lighting on cars (front and back) will be on at all times. Modifications to OEM lighting will lead to instant jail time.
3. No more bulbs. Full LEDs only in everything globally!
6. FULLY SHIFT USA’s FUNDS FROM DEFENCE TO EDUCATION AND UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE FOR FUCK’S SAKE !!!!!!!!!
7. Ban the manufacturing of all road legal cars that cost more than $600,000.
8. Gigabit internet will be available worldwide.
9. Fuck the NVC a USCIS
10a. Microphones used in music will be banned unless in classical music, opera or musicals. Sorry Pitbull, your garbage will no longer be tolerated.
10b. “Music” that is “composed” primarily with computers aka no actual musical instruments will now be banned. No loopholes, I will know.
11. Free hat.
12. Terrorists...... you will finally be over with instead if being an excuse for politicians to make money.
13. Internation Race of Champions will be both a summer and winter Olympics event.
14. A bunch of other shit.
Any more you peeps can think of?
interstate366, now In The Industry
> EL_ULY
12/31/2017 at 22:54 |
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You lost me at 10b.
wafflesnfalafel
> EL_ULY
12/31/2017 at 22:54 |
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common... I just bought two subies with DRLs and I kinda like them... Is their a variance procedure?
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> EL_ULY
12/31/2017 at 22:55 |
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People who pay for their groceries with a personal check will be launched into the sun.
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EL_ULY
> wafflesnfalafel
12/31/2017 at 22:55 |
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They can have them as an additional part of their main lighting.
facw
> EL_ULY
12/31/2017 at 22:59 |
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I’m fine with DRL as long as they meet these two conditions:
Lighting is automatic, so normal headlights come on when it gets dark.
Tail-lights are always lit when the car is on.
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EL_ULY
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/31/2017 at 23:07 |
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Like, immediately
S65
> EL_ULY
12/31/2017 at 23:08 |
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No chiptunes? Damnit
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EL_ULY
> S65
12/31/2017 at 23:25 |
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If anything, video game music if before 2005 should be praised!
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> EL_ULY
12/31/2017 at 23:36 |
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10b does analog sound distortion and generation count?
shop-teacher
> EL_ULY
12/31/2017 at 23:40 |
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I’m ok with this.
boxrocket
> EL_ULY
12/31/2017 at 23:45 |
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Addendum to item 2:
Rear always-on lights will be different than brake/reverse/turn signal lights.
Also: lights that function as both the brake and turn signal (e.g. Most pickups, for instance) are banned.
Rear and front-indicator lights must be visible from oblique angles both horizontal (wide-angle, same plane, e.g. 90-degree intersection being able to see that a car is indicating a turn) and vertical (because semi truck drivers need to see stuff, too), and their size must be such that they are not easily obscured such as by a trailing car’s side view mirror.
Already listed, but clarification: “Modification to factory lighting” includes “smoking” lights.
Finally: Usage of a color other than amber for turn signals is expressly forbidden.
Re: #11: Please describe free hat, and is its usage mandatory?
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EL_ULY
> boxrocket
01/01/2018 at 01:43 |
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Perfect amendments! Amber and pick up truck ones were perfect
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EL_ULY
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
01/01/2018 at 01:44 |
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Not initially on guitars and such but will be investigated otherwise
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EL_ULY
> shop-teacher
01/01/2018 at 01:44 |
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Amendment will continue to be added but so far so good lol. Happy New Year duuuuuude
Aremmes
> EL_ULY
01/01/2018 at 04:14 |
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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Wait... I’m already subscribed. Shit.
¡Feliz Ancho Huevo!
Braniff747SP
> EL_ULY
01/01/2018 at 06:15 |
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If violent revolution is your thing, do me a favor and make sure I’m on “the list” so I avoid having to endure electric vehicles (among other things).
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shop-teacher
> EL_ULY
01/01/2018 at 09:32 |
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Happy New Year to you as well!
MrEddy
> EL_ULY
01/01/2018 at 11:20 |
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Free Hat!
DipodomysDeserti
> EL_ULY
01/01/2018 at 12:13 |
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Thise LEDs are blocking out my view of the stars. How about all lights off once the sun goes down.
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/01/2018 at 13:28 |
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Encountered one on Saturday. She was old. I had conflicting feelings because she had amazing handwriting from writing so many checks and I respect elderly people, but it took her like three minutes to do it plus the extra time with the cashier.
My mom? No sympathy. She still writes them and I know she could use a card.
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Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> EL_ULY
01/01/2018 at 13:43 |
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Can we execute the people that came up with and implemented reverse lights used as “courtesy lighting”. Reverse lights should only come on to indicate that the car is reversing or preparing to reverse. Signal indicators should be similarly-reserved to signaling applications.
All cars with this feature will be immediately crushed for the greater good.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> EL_ULY
01/01/2018 at 19:58 |
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FREE HAT!!!!!
philipilihp
> EL_ULY
01/03/2018 at 13:21 |
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I support literally everything on this list, aside from 10b. Don’t take away my EDM, dude!
CaptDale - is secretly British
> EL_ULY
01/03/2018 at 16:46 |
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But I prefer bulbs... At least replaceable ones. The LED lamps in the new Escalade ar $2500 a piece and the tail lamps $950
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EL_ULY
> CaptDale - is secretly British
01/03/2018 at 16:52 |
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yeah that’s what sucks about those but prices should go down eventually
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> EL_ULY
01/03/2018 at 17:13 |
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Not as long as manufactures keep the mindset that LED is more elegant and we don’t need to tell the consumer they are cheaper to make.
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EL_ULY
> CaptDale - is secretly British
01/03/2018 at 17:35 |
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